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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Lil' Wayne and the Nature of Hype

From Vampire Weekend to The Strokes to 50 Cent, hype, whether deserved or fabricated (as in the case of every shitty band touted as the saviors of post-punk jangle), is always a tricky and tragic thing. We live in a time where constant consistency can make people tire of you, while on the other hand many aren't even given the proper time to develop their craft or mature before becoming has-beens. Its pretty arduous to navigate shit when everyone's a lot more savvy and hip to bullshit and attention-starved stunts or the kind of "transformations" Madonna and Bowie are hailed for.

With it much safer to me a mid-to-underground level musician, its this weird pendulous thing to be huge. But especially interesting is the ascent of Dwayne Carter since 2004.

It was weird to see the guy retain and increase his popularity, as with most people over 18 I vividly recall how the Cash Money Millionaires were everywhere in 98 and 99, usurping the No Limit throne and unleashing a bunch of hit songs under assorted group monikers that never made any sense considering every Cash Money album was a group album anyway. This is evident from the fact that no one remembers that "Bling Bling" was a BG song.

According to lore, a then 16/17 year old Lil' Wayne came up with the term that would quickly become to replace "jiggy" as the go-to overused piece of mainstreamed slang that would be retired out of embarrassment. I remember being about 11 when this all started and reading up on Wayne in the back of Jet magazine and how he was a 16-year-old father, which I though, as an 11 year-old myself, was kind of outrageous. That same element that made him being a teenaged baby daddy kind of made easier to relate to than other rappers, in the sense that dude was super young and a 6th grader can relate to a Lil'Wayne (or, in the darkest moment, a Lil' Zane) more than a DMX or M.O.P. Being so young is probably what helped him push so many copies of Tha Block Is Hot, despite the hit-or-miss Pac-Man beats of Mannie Fresh.

Wayne's other accomplishment at this time, besides being a retardedly young upcoming rapper in a clique of dudes bubbling in the mainstream and huge in the south with every gnarly, busted pidgeon-toed chickenhead without a gag-reflex trying to get backstage to molest the kid, was being the "wobbedly-wobbedly" guy. This shit was on TRL for weeks and weeks and became, strangely, the biggest Cash Money hit so pretty much that's how people would know him for a long time. But the nature of a lot of Southern rap is that despite guest spots on Jay-Z albums and national airtime, the tastes of the country were moving fast and people started getting sick of Cash Money and their 15-weedplates-a-year output and they started fading like No Limit, although unlike No Limit they still survived on BET and 106&Park and anywhere that non-lyrical Southern rap can flourish.



With no one giving a shit about Lights Out or 500 Degreez much despite some airplay of some of the videos and the defection of both Juvenile and BG, all of a sudden Mannie Fresh and Baby become the face of Cash Money. The Big Tymers actually have hit songs, and Baby goes on to make THREE solo records, all with pretty decent first singles. Meanwhile, Wayne is basically doing nothing but growing dreads, listening to Jay-Z a lot, and apparently, being tutored by Bun B on the finer aspects of rapping. And then sometime in 2004, a year after the official start of the dominance of Southern rap as Atlanta is controlling shit and Roc-A-Fella records is starting to crumble, out comes this:

And this is where the hype starts. Not only is it weird that all of a sudden Lil' Wayne has, though an oft-maligned and cliched concept, "swagger", but he had improved a whole hell of a lot lyrically. Of no small help was also that he basically rapped like he was from New York, which was unusual since only a minority of Southern or West Coast rappers do that. So all of a sudden, there's renewed attention of the guy, as evidenced by the standing ovation he got at the BET Awards in 2004 when he performed "Go DJ". It all started enough small enough, and then he began releasing mixtapes, the first of which is the pretty crappy Dedication which didn't really have much going for it except the interludes displaying a strange oddball streak permeating everything Wayne was starting to do.

Then there was him being stoic and seemingly tripped out when he hosted Sucker Free Sunday on MTV2 and the ensuing arrest with weed and a bunch of anti-depressants. Which in my eyes at the time made him a lot more interesting than everyone else rapping. Already his likable aspects were emerging. Then Tha Carter II came out.


"Fireman" got a lot of MTV2 play, and I recall "Shooter" being a really late single, made months after it would've done any good and really not being played much at all. So though the full fervor wasn't on yet, there was some mumbling at the most. Tha Carter II has about 4 or 5 legitimately good songs on it, so that at least gave some buzz for the inevitable clusterfuck that would follow the release of Dedication 2. I have to go on a limb and say that Dedication 2, along with We Got It 4 Cheap Vol. 2 are the only really good mixtapes ever, based upon the quality of beat selection and quality of rapping on each. Soon, everyone was catching wind of Wayne and the praise was starting to mount, allowing the odd vanity project Like Father Like Son to come out as both a stopgap measure before Tha carter III and seemingly an altruistic move to put Baby back in the spotlight to allow Cash Money to have two public faces rather than to just have the weight on Wayne.


...and this is where shit gets weird. A lot has been made about this, or maybe not, but all of a sudden, Cash Money has concepts. Not just concepts, but second-rate B-movie plots and a constant of Wayne putting on a show and making memorable videos and seemingly just telling Baby what needs to be done to keep the brand alive. There seems to be a lot of "Trust me" going on, especially in "Leather So Soft" which, until "Sexual Seduction" came out was my favorite video.

Now the Weezy hype is alive, and the schoolchildren are downloading mixtapes. No, really. I was freaked the fuck out to hear some middle school kids rapping Wayne's "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" verse in its entirety last fall, and based upon the release of Da Drought series of mixtapes and the reaction from the under 19 set, the guy is huge and my discussions about rap with 12-year-olds at the junior high I mentored at were torture, just because its hard to tell kids they're retarded and don't know anything when they're just being kids. And I'd just look like the asshole for yelling at them about Kool G Rap and Ghostface.

Performances, a constant slew of weird interviews and magazine covers, gossip for days, and the unfortunate "kissing Baby" thing from late '06 that strangely came out (no homo) around the same time as Like Father Like Son

And then, the backlash. The huge, huge backlash, which can be separated into two groups. One, which I'm in, is people who think he's good and recognize his qualities but think the hype is a bit much, and the other group is a larger, staunch group who just think he's complete garbage and evokes all of the recent failures of the South. The long period of time between Tha Carter II and Tha Carter III didn't do much to help the case, as did the rapidly diminishing quality of his verses and mixtapes. Even worse was the blind dickriding of Pitchfork Media who saw no fault in anything Wayne did. Lil Wayne was the off-and-on number one person on Myspace, and even his throwaway mixtape tracks were getting huge downloads. But after a long delay, having Kanye West, of all people, do a better verse on a track, and the complete media oversaturation and Youtube dominance of Lil' Wayne, 2007 was the year that he should've capitalized. There's a strong feeling, even a week before the official release of the album that the moment has passed and the hype bubble has burst, despite still being popular and ubiquitous as ever. And even worse for Wayne, in the minds of all the naysayers and fans, how Tha Carter III does determines if his career will even continue past its second-wind.

So mixed news. The album, leaked last evening, is decent. But nowhere good enough to silence both camps of detractors, but definitely decent enough that he'll go platinum, at the least. There's definitely Weezy fatigue, evidenced by the fact that this is the first time that I've addressed the guy in the 8 month history of this blog, despite his visage blessing every post from the upper right-hand corner. Despite "Lollipop" and creating a model for all old "Lil'" rappers from Bow Wow to Romeo to follow and blatantly copy, things look kind of bad for Wayne, considering the embarrassing guitar playing, the inability to create cohesive music and be more than a punchline rapper and the slew of weird outbursts and bad marketing decisions (Condom ads with a dude in doggy style position behind you? Sure he's frisking you, but, come on).

Ultimately, those failings might define Wayne, despite how much more lyrical and interesting he's become since pre-Tha Carter. That's why the beef with the Clipse was always interesting to me. The Clipse have punchlines but A)They're much better than Wayne and B)They have actually written whole cohesive songs before and have the ability to blend the two. Wayne has only done so on "Go DJ".

Past the hype that's synonymous with his career the last 4 years, is his actual aspects as a rapper. He evolved from having a pronounced NY-influence, particular mixtape rappers and Jay-Z, combined with all the trapping of Southern cadence and flow. But, as has been noted before, between '06 and now, his success seems to be because of the fact that he's the Barack Obama of rap. He is everything to everyone because he manages to encapsulate tiny things from a host of rappers, but he ends up being a jack of trades, never really being that great at any of it.

Example: Weird rappers have existed forever. Shit, all of Wu-Tang were weird. LL and Kool Keith were weird. But being weird was never really a way into mainstream success for any rapper since ODB, which is part of what actually makes Wayne notable. Another fault in the guy is the fact that he IS a mixtape rapper and though entertaining very little of what he's put out of late is anything that'll stick to your ribs. Then there's the fact that his Dane Cook-y tendency to over-enunciate that the younger rappers have already been dickriding, especially in NYC, is an Outkast invention. And Clipse have better coke raps. And Ghostface, UGK, Scarface and Biggie displayed emotion and moral complexities better. And Jay sort of invented the "swagger" (or stole it from Beanie Sigel and other Philly rappers around '99 depending on who you ask) that 00's rap is based upon. That's a definite weakness and the key to the issues with Wayne, as well as his tendency to say even wacker shit than Kanye and Jay-Z combined.

Then there's the limited nature of his rapping, which like most mixtape rappers, is extended in shelf life by all the similes, which are called metaphors because people are too dumb to get basic grammar, used. But Wayne tended to overdo it on similes. Constant one-dimensional comparisons like "I'm hot like light" don't really impress anyone who realizes people made records before 2003. Perfect example is "Fireman" whose concept is completely muddled. Wayne claims that he'll "put you out" like a fireman, but then also claims to himself be "hot" and "allergic to wintertime". Unless he meant to portray himself as a cartoon flame who moonlights as a member of the Louisiana fire brigade, shit doesn't make sense.

And then there's the disheartening but understandable obsession on money and nothing but money that has been the common thread between most rap of recent years and just seems to reflect the self-centered glamor-obsessed faux-borgeois Myspace mentality of seemingly half the country at this point in the decade. It doesn't really impress when you realize that money is a necessity for survival in the world but not the huge clumps of stacked twenties being thrown around in videos and fetishized.

But the positives are there, too. His fusion of all of those elements, his Pac-ian work ethic, the fact that he's gone on record as saying he doesn't dig Pac, and his very real charisma. The guy is entertaining and legitimately fascinating in a way I don't feel about better rappers like Ghostface. And that's really the thing. Rap has been dead for a minute and we're really just embalming it at the coroner at this point. Every supposed savior of rap are just okay and overhyped, like Kidz in the Hall and Little Brother who are both decent but also really fucking boring and not worth much mention. People are getting passes because on the whole we have such lowered expectations for music, hence Vampire Weekend. So for every Papoose, Saigon, Plies, Little Brother, Cassidy, and whatever boring conservative rap is supposed to be good, you get stuff like Cam'Ron and Lil' Wayne that are weird, funny, and interesting and are therefore exponentially more "hip-hop" that Jedi Mind Tricks and Immortal Technique. Plus, he seems to have a genuine love and understanding of rap, as evidenced by his reverence of UGK and alluding to and interpolating obscure lines on mixtape raps. He can even drop surprisingly unpretentious commentary like "...where money's more important than a person", that's bare and unironic in that early Common way but still affecting.

Overall, as most people are already saying, the album is decent and nothing spectacular or particularly great considering the hype and compared to the litany of great rap records that I hope all the Lil' Mama fans get around to caring about. It won't secure any sort of legacy, but if you'd been paying attention and being objective about Wayne this whole time, you'd know he was never going to make a "classic" or whatever in the first place. The guy isn't Kanye West, who in comparison actually consistently succeeds in his visions, but dude is trying his best to be the South's Kanye in terms of flying in the face of black conservatism and expectations. Its enough of a miracle that the dude didn't become B.G. or Turk or Juvenile, or even worse, Bow Wow, so that should be the silver lining, as well as Dedication 2 and a handful of great singles.

But for the public, that won't be enough. There's weird overreactions to the album on allhiphop.com and lastfm already, and there's only a minority of people who are calling the album what it is, decent but too much like a mixtape, and the majority are split between calling is horrible or "a classic". Ultimately, the consensus is what Wayne needed for his career, or at least until his album with Juelz Sanatana hypothetically sees the light of day, as well as the 50 other things he's promised to do that haven't and probably will never be completed, a lot like when you'd buy a Roc-A-Fella album and they'd always advertise Rell's solo LP but would never release it. He's the world's best mixtape rapper, but that's going to mean less and less in the coming months. Which is a shame since he, Kanye and Lupe are the only exciting things about rap anymore, and more the first two than the latter.

He went from being everyone's cute-ass rapper to a too-swagged-out-for-everyone NY kid trying to go dreads to this complex mess of a troll who willfully calls himself a "beast", not in the musician slang sense, but in the same way he calls himself a goblin on Tha Carter III. His failure would be a shame in a period where 50 Cent, who 4 years ago was the most entertaining person in rap but went on to ruin Eminem's career and fall off within a scant two year period of being the world's most infallible rap superstar, is now this weird homothug parody. 50 picking on Wayne was one of several bad moves because quite frankly, everyone has realized how pathetic Banks and Yayo for being spineless benefactors, that Curtis was an indefensible shit sandwich, and anyone still checking for G-Unit or Game of 50 needs to be sterilized for the good of the species.

Seriously. Who still falls for this shitty formula? Its not awful, but its not good either. Like everything 50 does, its bland, and that seems to be the model. As gay as this song and video is, at least Wayne and Kanye defy the blandness of rap in recent years. And frankly, of people. The fact that he's gotten away with that picture of him kissing Baby (and their weed carrier having a WTF face in the background) shows that our Myspace-refreshing ADD-addled history-ignorant self-absorbed youth might not be as huge of a disappointment as I previously thought. Since the Southern club rap dominating the radio is silly but not challenging, its just those three MC's left to act as polarizing figures and I'd honestly like to see Wayne around into his 30's and survive the hype. Strangely, like 50 has.

I just hope he got all his nuts out before his career bell curves.

Click for Brandon's much much better assessment of Lil' Wayne

Monday, November 26, 2007

I Need A Personal Jesus (I'm In Depeche Mode)*

I can't ever really talk about rap without discussing Jay-Z. Along with formative years listening to Hot 97 and watching Video Music Box and MTV Jams with Bill Bellamy (I feel fucking old), basically every moment of my life from 1997-2002 was musically dominated by the guy. My first exposure was seeing "Who You Wit II", then "Sunshine" on the Box and hearing the rest of the record blared from cars on my block back before noise ordinances snuffed that sort of thing out. From then on, dude was basically my favorite rapper, but this was before I got really educated and critical about rap, and this is back before I was buying rap records at all. It's only since 2004 that I've been adding some classic records to my collection, wedged between Clinic's Walking With Thee and three AFI albums.

I remember in 9th grade being given my mom's boyfriend's copy of In My Lifetime Vol. 1 because I kept borrowing it (and around the same time my aunt telling me she was going to give me her copy of Hard Knock Life but there was too much cursing and etc. Feh. I guess she meant well, in a clueless way). I soaked up every piece of that album, and to this day it's one of five Jay records I'd say are good (that and The Black Album, Hard Knock Life Vol. 2, Reasonable Doubt, and The Blueprint). Even after mistakenly buying Roc La familia only to realize it was an over-produced shit sandwich with only 4 or 5 good songs, I was still a fan. But between 2001 and 2003, I got into a lot of other rappers beyond the mainstream NY stuff that was so huge most of my life. Between then and 11th grade I developed some degree of a critical ear and started paying more attention to what made something great or not and my own changing tastes and listening to difficult or dense albums and finding them more rewarding, etc.

It seemed he could do no wrong, and I remember the battle with Nas and, me having been exposed to Nas during It Was Written and being unaware that Illmatic even existed, went "Who the fuck is Mr. 'You Owe Me' to get at Jay? What the fuck is Stillmatic?" Granted, after buying Illmatic around 2004 after I saw the video for "It Ain't Hard to Tell", and finally hearing "Ether", my view changed a little. But I still maintain Nas is kind of a bum with no vision or talent left and his fans are some of the most clueless assholes, next to 2Pac fans or people who praise Common for being "different". Despite being a homophobic racist with gayface, awful rhymes, a labored and annoyingly self-righteous flow, and one half-decent album.

But the guy fell off substantially, and everyone felt it, when he released Blueprint 2. He now says he made The Black Album because he was just putting out record to put out records, and it showed. I remember being aghast at seeing him on stage with Lenny Kravitz during SNL and doing "Guns and Roses", his shitty attempt at a rap/rock song for some crossover appeal and edge, and to display that, you know, he enjoys Coldplay and Lenny Kravitz. Remember his MTV Diary from 2000 when he was singing along to Z100 as it played Nine Days' "Story of a Girl"? Yeah. That's Jay's taste in music outside of rap. I wish I could say that wasn't the norm with most rappers (Ghostface once sang "Numb" to Mike Shinoda during the Projekt Revolution MTV2 tour special. Motherfucking "Numb".) So, with my weird sixth sense about these sorts of things in the ether (lolz), I knew the record was going to brick. I remember being in Bravo supermarkets buying something for my mom and thinking "Man...Jay finally fell off" as "Excuse me Miss" was playing. (Good song, but still)

The final straws, despite having casual enough interest to buy and be slightly disappointed by The Black Album, despite being very good, were "La La La", his shittastic contribution to the Bad Boys II soundtrack, and that goddamned corporate sponsored mash-up album with Linkin Park.

Let me get this out there right now: Mash-ups suck. It sucks when Girltalk does it, it sucked when it was a Limewire internet fad, and it sucked when MTV tried to salvage some degree of cool and cherry pick a bullshit trend to promote. Mash-ups are lazy and only cool to people who love pop radio and think it'd be "So totally random to mix Maroon 5 with 50 Cent". I don't believe in judging a person by their interest, because that's shallow and transgressive, but when I see people who own or bring up that CD, I make a mental note to not feel any empathy when tragedy befalls them.

"You got robbed and your girlfriend of two years that you just reconciled with was sodomized in front of you to the song "Numb/Encore"? That's too bad...maybe they were after that Collision Course CD? To think, had you never bought it, you'd have your stuff, and your girlfriend wouldn't be able to fit an Xbox in what used to be her ass"


So despite numerous interviews and persistent rumors and him being on stage with fucking Phish, I thought "Nah, he's not coming back, he's smarter than that".

Then, in a roundtable discussion in 2005 for MTV, where I learned to hate David Banner for being a homophobic Baptist idiot with no perspective or insight to go with his years of college education, Remy Ma said something along the lines of "Nah, that's garbage. He's a rapper, and he feels the same passions he always felt. And he's not gonn a be able to stay away"*

*Badly paraphrased from memory.

At the time I dismissed that pretty accurate appraisal of the situation, because it seemed like a lot of people there were just hating. Jim Jones, who was the only reason I watched the special at the time because I was obsessed with the Dips and all their singles that year, spent his time shitting on Jay's (very real) inability to be a good president at Def Jam. But she was right. And the effect his absence caused was fascinating. By 2006, there were constant rumors of a comeback, he was doing guest verses for Beyonce and Memphis "Cappadonna Jr." Bleek, and a shit storm arrived when word of Kingdom Come got leaked by the record's producers in the summer. The response was hilarious, as just about every rapper, and myself, went "Fuck that nigga", after hearing about the concept. And surprise, the record was an epic shit sandwich of Roc La Familia proportions in a 2006 full of great albums (as opposed to 2007, which is the worst year for music I can remember living through).

I, after being so underwhelmed lyrically by "Show Me What You Got", decided to pirate that over-produced abortion, and in the process of me listening to it and hoping it would grow on me like some of my favorite dense or complex records, I realized what was left of my Jay-Z fandom was deader than Superman after Doomsday came and bodied half of Metropolis. Naturally, casual rap fans, desperate Jay stans, and the hordes of shallow faux-80's, glamor-fapping, vapid, party-obsessed Myspace trendwhores that make up most of the 12-22 year-olds in this country thought it was great. And, that was probably who the record was made for in the first place, judging by how it was essentially a Beyonce record. (Had Beyonce used all of the tracks for herself, it might've been hot). Unsurprisingly, it sold very well. (Oh, and interesting fact, Jay, despite his hugeness, never rarely sells past double platinum. Now, that's a lot of records, especially, now, but keep in mind, this is the supposed best rapper alive. DMX's first two records could, financially, body Jay's catalog.)

Getting my grouchy old man on, I had a list of qualms with that album. Or, more realistically, a list of long simmering beefs with Jay as a rapper that, lucky me, now that he came out the gate stumbling, I could spew at his stans. First of all, the guy has been trying to force the concept of him being a grown man (which is redundant, since he's two years younger than Rakim and was 26 when his first record came out, LOLZ) on people for 5 years, which is one of those things that should be shown and not said or, more simply put, if you really were that, you wouldn't have to constantly remind people or announce it. It's an adage of late that developed in reaction to the hordes of impressionable/clone-like black kids who, in their ripe teenage years, kept repeating that they were "Getting their grown man on". Now, usually, they weren't. I don't recall any time where wearing a blazer with your Nike's made you an adult. It makes you a fucktard. So for this, I curse him.

Second, and one of which that plagued me ever since I filled in the blanks last year and downloaded the few Jay records I had never heard, I discovered that for the most part, he wasn't that great of a lyricist. He's a definite B- who can sure destroy any track that's obviously going to be a single, but otherwise, has the same problem as Lupe Fiasco where he confuses a lack of clarity or ability to be concise and not convoluted. Hearing all of the albums that are in my CD collection or the few albums I like but not enough to purchase put that into perspective. There's a quote from a great Stylus piece I had linked to before that summed it up:
Jay-Z isn’t as clever as he thinks he is:
Jay-Z was the main instigator of the “I have just said something clever” pause in rap. For a while, “Kill at will, solid water, ice cube” was the worst rap lyric ever. J seems to believe that the punning wit inherent in this line was so great that it required a slight breather whilst the listening public revelled in the genius of his, quite frankly, sub-Richard Whitely wordplay. Of course, Jay-Z has now retired and the baton has been passed in so many ways to Kanye West. If anyone out there can listen to, say, “Trying to be a millionaire I used two lifelines”, or the low-point of 800 years of the English language: “Story on MTV/ But I ain’t trying to make a band”, and the ensuing raised eyebrows that follows them, without wanting to kill, indeed, at will, please tell me how.
Jay maintains a lot of people miss his more complex lyrics and that's why he "dumbed down" (More on that in a second). But truth be told, the best rappers can be lyrical AND memorable just like any writer. But he believes his own hype, as does the world, or at least those that don't follow the other B.R.A.*, Lil' Wayne. The number of lyrical fumbles, as mentioned in that feature, that I've sat through did nothing but to erode at all the self-aggrandizing Jay does.

*BEST RAPPER ALIVE (Please save the Baby!)

So did his feeble attempts at putting on BAPE hoodies and acting the way he thinks Chris Brown fans would think is cool during his 106&Park performance (one of two times I've watched that show in 5 years...other time was the Kanye/50 appearance) made him just look sad. He would later dispel logical assertions that Kingdom Come was a 4th quarter cash-in to make his president run at Def jam seem successful and say the album was "rushed", but let's call a spade a spade. The guy only "stopped rapping" for two years. If you're really that good, your quality level shouldn't fall off that much. And if your return was triumphant, why rush the product? An album a year is great, but not when you only spent a few weeks of that year on it.

The biggest beef I've had with the guy came from my actual excitement for that album. On The Black Album he had said “Honestly I wanna rhyme like Common Sense (but I did 5 mil)/I ain’t been rhymin’ like Common since” as well as some shit about dumbing down to double his dollars. At the time, I was like "Wow, I didn't know that", then "If he comes back, maybe he'll actually be better and more like Mos Def or any other more concise, more lyrical MC? Or at the very least get some balls and do more than briefly mention something political and wax a whole song about it!"* 17 year-olds have a lot of hope.

*Paraphrased a bit

I even thought that it'd be cool if he restarted his career, comic book style, with a new name and attitude, and just went by Sean Carter or something. And then there could be a Sean C/Sean P duet album! Nah, B. He was exactly the same, but worse, and it became clear that he was brilliant at marketing. He was good enough of a rapper that he could make all these fictitious claims that he's a whole lot better than he actually is, sort of like "The Big Lie". Good businessman, sure. Great MC, yes. But, like Lil' Wayne, his spotlight is due to diminishing returns. Biggie was dead and DMX fell off in 2000, so Jay was all alone to bask in the success of his four albums and mythologize. Similarly, since most rap is crappy or boring of late, Lil' Wayne can get obscene amounts of attention for being great at everything except, you know, lyrics.

So after re-assessing Jay in the last two years following countless viewings of "Fade to Black", and completely losing faith in his ability to make good musical product, he announces the American Gangster album. And I sat there reading the news blurb on this very laptop, completely apathetic. When my friend Anthony was excited on the day of its release to download it and got annoyed when it became known that he pulled it off for completely pretentious and suspect reasons (Jay can't be that dumb to not know it IS possible to make tracks "Album only" and force people to buy whole albums on iTunes), I just added it to a list of fan annoyances, a la Mos Def. I don't download leaks of artists I like for weird moral reasons, but when the record leaked a week before its release, it was just that I couldn't care less. "Blue Magic" is cool-sounding, but just as ultimately anemic and forgettable as most post-N.E.R.D. Neptunes tracks. "Roc Boys" grew on me and I pirated the record, and decided to be objective and give it more attention than the other 11 gigs of stuff I've recently downloaded and listened to it exclusively.

Overall? It's good. It's not great, it's a failure as a "concept record", but it's not bad by any means. It's overproduced, too light sonically, and still has some disposable tracks and awful lines ("I'm more Frank Lucas than Ludacris/And Luda's my dude, no offense") But to nerd it up, a track by track breakdown-

"Intro"- Some quotable lines toward the end about swagger being immaterial and a front, but kind of crappy. Badly cast voices.

"Pray"- Beyonce just reminds me of Storm from the X-Men on this for some reason. The rhymes are really on point, but, like most of the production, comes across way too clear (in a bell sense, like natural harmonics) and cheesy-sounding. The strings sound shitty.

"American Dreamin'"- Could take or leave it. It's rare that on a Jay-Z record, my beef is with the production, and not the rhymes. Lyrically, is again on point here

"Hello Brooklyn 2.0"- Decent. At first it stand out the most and seems sort of cool and weird, but eventually it becomes a Lil' Wayne version of "Snoopy Track". Also, more ammo to throw at Lil' Wayne dickriders on the internet, streets, and Pitchfork Media: He completely gets bodied on a huge major label album again. Getting shat on lyrically by 2007-era Kanye West is bad enough, but it was kind of important for him not to eat it on this song. Oh well, time to release another mixtape and get a 9.8 rating.

"No Hook"- Lame. And also, Murphy Lee did this song a lot better back in 2004 with "What the Hook Gon' Be?". Jay fails at being clever (as usual) by turning the absence of a hook...INTO A HOOK! OMFG. Issue is, Jay hasn't made a decent hook since 2003. LOL.

"Roc Boys (And The Winner Is..."- Awesome. Outro lingers way too long, but meh. He's indefatigable on this shit.

"Sweet"- Pretty good. Although, unfortunately, suffers from the same fate as a lot of tracks here, where everything sounds like the opening track of a record. Intro songs are usually great for that purpose, introducing the record or concept or establishing the feel or making some sort of explosion to be followed up, but usually not that great by themselves most of the songs here feel like that. Good mid-album track, though.

"I Know"- Jay, like Common and a bunch of other MC's who rap about crack or New Age bullshit, suck at talking about sex. I can't help but shudder in revulsion when he whisper raps "I'm your addiction!" It always either comes across gross or falls flat. Ghostface and Mos Def are some of a few exceptions. Plus, this would've made a better Kanye record. Note to Jay-Z: Avoid the Neptunes. They haven't done anything good for you since 2002. And Pharell is a douche bag of Fiascogate proportions.

"Party Life"- A lot of rappers would sound better on this track than Jay, but I like it for two reasons. The beat is great, and I take weird pleasure in hearing Jay rap like Juicy J. Seriously, EXACTLY LIKE JUICY J. Awesome. The south wins.

"Ignorant Shit"- Disgusting. Ridiculous. One of two tracks on this album that I'd add to my 70 or 80 song-long "Jay-Z's greatest hits" iTunes playlist. This is the "smart, complex" Jay-Z he alleges he dumbs himself down from. Personally, Jay's best moments are when he displays that he does actually have sharp wit and a vicious side. Problem is, he rarely uses it. Only flaw is the incredibly awkward third verse tagged on. Oh, and Beans bodies Jay in like 8 lines, Wu-Tang style. "Tell a trick get these nuts/Eat dick like food". COME ON. Sigel wins. And what's with Jay's weird enunciation of "I miss the days when it wasn't about Imus"? And way to stray from your album's concept.

"Say Hello"- A great beat ruined by a wack hook and extraneous studio adlibs. Seriously. What do I have to do to get a Berry Gordy-esque quality control job for major label rappers? I know what I'm talking about, B. Hire me, I'll steer you towards a classic album. Yentas.

"Success"- AKA "Black Republican II" AKA "Dead Presidents IV (Live)". Classic all the way through. The most ridiculous brag-rap track I've heard in a long time. "Google Earth Nas/I got flats in other continents". Nas wins. Plus, his voice sounds great on the track. Here's hoping Nas can learn to pick beats before he gets as old as Jay is.

"Fallin'"- I feel like a lot of people will put this on mixtapes and rap over it. I'm for that. It's a good track. The hook is solid, and the beat is great, no qualms.

"Blue Magic"- More interesting than good. But still, really fucking cool track. I gave the Neptunes a lot of credit for stating in 2003 or so that they were going to make their productions a lot weirder and eschew standard song format. And they did. The Nelly and Snoop tracks they had released as singles were fucking odd, though the former was pretty shitty. Putting this as a bonus track and not an immediate part of his failed concept was a great move, because it doesn't fit at all. And Pharell's falsetto on the hook is pretty dead-on, rather than embarrassing, for a change.

"American Gangster"- Crazy beat, really busy in that Just Blaze way. (Just Blaze:Rap beats::Cryptopsy:Death metal).
For once, I agree with Tom Breihan about something. He gave the record its solid 8.6 Pitchfork rating, which is astute. It's a really good record in a year of shit, but I still put it behind Underground Kingz and Graduation in terms of the year's hip-hop releases. And 8.6 is basically a B, which is what the album is. I'm happy that Jay is returning to form, but it still falls too short for me to be interested in buying the album or overlooking my beefs with the records first half.

Then again, what other 38-year-olds can get their shit together and make heyday quality albums like this*?

*Answer? Jonathan Richman, who is pushing 60.

Jay wins.

Chris has, including American Gangster, 6 hours (or 91 songs) worth of Jay-Z on his iTunes. Srsly.