In everyone's exuberance, especially the annoyingly bleeding heart but adorable nonetheless hippie drum circles and shouting on my campus, people seem to constantly overlook that Obama is not the first black president.
He's the first mulatto president. (Although people's tendency to ignore that and refer to him solely as black is telling).
Thus, with my people finally in control of the executive branch, I'd like to thank/activate my fellow sleeper cell agents, Jay Smooth, Lisa Bonet, Lenny Kravitz, Zoe Kravitz, Halle Berry, Faith Evans, Jennifer Beals, Mariah Carey, U-God, Charli baltimore, The Mowrys, Tay Zonday, Vanity, and Alicia Keys.
We really deed it.
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